Displayed inside a display cabinet on the third floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a electric pink outfit donned by the pop star. His performance in front of a massive crowd of fans was hailed as a major hit.
You might not enjoy his music. You might think he is the ultimate present to music known to man. You might take a balanced view, admitting that some tracks are belting while others are terrible.
The point being is that enjoyment can manifest in countless ways. Preferences differ. There is not a single method to create art or even five-day cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Test Format
The five-day game boasts unrivalled depth. One struggles to think of another sport where the playing is so dictated by external factors.
The weather, the hour of play, the ball – the list is endless. Above all is the pitch.
If the long game is art, the pitch is the blank slate on which the players create their art.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between the two sides was Test cricket cubism, the established format dismantled and reassembled in a bizarre shape.
Let's be clear, this isn't a justification of the surface which resulted in a win and the another short match of the Ashes battle.
Allowing a thick layer on the surface, leading to numerous dismissals tumbling in less than six sessions, is not a fair contest between batter and bowler.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be qualified as illegitimate, is incorrect.
The format is a varied portfolio, over two thousand matches and ongoing. At times, as witnessed recently, the ball moves excessively for the seamers. In contrast, it spins sharply on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it explodes.
The close matches are all the more thrilling due to the patience made in other matches.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Specific conditions are embraced more readily than others.
The debate in during the match was that the contest was weighted unfairly towards the attack. That the best players were prevented from playing their natural game.
The format is about finding solutions – reading the situation and adjusting appropriately. The top two individual innings were made by recognized stars. One team committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Pure Elation: The Fan Perspective
Go and inform the fans who have suffered 18 winless matches that this wasn't compelling.
Among the crowd of the MCG, thousands made noise and created an atmosphere, generating a festive mood in a stronghold of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the attack surged, impetus when batters fought back, and pure joy when the win was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The MCG has form with difficult wickets. Previously, a Test there featured a strip with the excitement of a a non-event.
That match was a slog, with few wickets and slow play. The two-day game and that previous match are polar opposites of the range – neither perfect, yet historical weight can be ascribed to each.
At this stage into the ongoing battle, it is the quick finishes that will live longest in the memory.
"It's not the demise of the format at all," said a veteran. "Fans who have been fortunate to see these two days have been experienced some fantastic sport. A unique show."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the preparation to this Test, the leader spoke like a man carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders.
The team delivered for him, reinstating the joy to his countenance.
Different players performed with crucial roles. These are small positives, hardly enough to guarantee long-term success, but something to develop from.
Ultimately, this Melbourne victory takes its place among other historic performances in similar circumstances.
As the supporters departed into a glorious Melbourne evening, the team congregated on the outfield to start their own enjoyment.
Enjoy the drink, men. This victory was hard-fought.